Oh, and don't forget, tomorrow is the day we kill the President

FUck

I live with a huge homo named Neecal.

My life with Neecal.

dharmadelmungiao:

no but really they left the best part out of the movie

dharmadelmungiao:

no but really they left the best part out of the movie

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brbsoup:

I went to go pee due to boredom and there was a fucking unopened, untouched salad in the stall garbage.

I just. I just don’t understand. They made the choice to take it off the plane or from the airport salad bar thing and then just?? And like….why in the bathroom garbage and not an actual garbage can?????
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brbsoup:

I went to go pee due to boredom and there was a fucking unopened, untouched salad in the stall garbage.

I just. I just don’t understand. They made the choice to take it off the plane or from the airport salad bar thing and then just?? And like….why in the bathroom garbage and not an actual garbage can?????

brbsoup:

bathroom trash salad

When the thunder shakes the apartment, and the lightning lights up a room with a light on

Also my phone and my TV have screeched at me and it scares the shit out me because I can’t stop reading /r/nosleep stories

(Source: leepacey)

I forgot how much The Conjuring genuinely frightens me.

I can tell that Nicole hasn’t done anything to offend people on the internet, because I haven’t gotten any messages lately. They’ve just been bothering her.

Score; Puff - 1 Neecal - 0