Me: Oh, good, I have a chance to put real clothes on.
omg your naked?
omg are you with someone?
OMG YOUR HAVING SEX ARNT YOU
while talking to me? ewwww oh come on that is so not tasteful
I'm sorry to dash your hopes and dreams, but I'm just in shorts and a tank top
my dreams are not shattered
i'll take a quick shower and heaad over to your place okay?
DONT BE NAKED