Oh, and don't forget, tomorrow is the day we kill the President

FUck

I live with a huge homo named Neecal.

My life with Neecal.

Me: Oh, good, I have a chance to put real clothes on.
Sam: ?
omg your naked?
omg are you with someone?
OMG YOUR HAVING SEX ARNT YOU
while talking to me? ewwww oh come on that is so not tasteful
Me: I'm sorry to dash your hopes and dreams, but I'm just in shorts and a tank top
Sam: OH
OKAY
my dreams are not shattered
just postponed.
i'll take a quick shower and heaad over to your place okay?
Me: okay
Sam: DONT BE NAKED
Me: I'LL TRY